James Embarrasses Himself in Book Quiz w/ Lake Bell & Rob Corddry

James Embarrasses Himself in Book Quiz w/ Lake Bell & Rob Corddry


♪ BOOK WORMS. ♪ HELLO AND WELCOME TO BOOK
WORMS. TV’S MOST NOVEL GAME SHOW. I’M YOUR HOST PROFESSOR PHIL
COLLINS AND PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT’S THREE BOOK WORMS ROB
CORDDRY, LAKE BELL AND JAMES CORDEN. (APPLAUSE)
OKAY LET’S GET STRAIGHT TO IT FOR OUR FIRST ROUND WE DID A
LITTLE BIT OF RESEARCH TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS
ARE. SO WE CAN TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF
THEM. ROB, LET’S REVEAL YOUR BOOK. CRIME & PUNISHMENT BY A BY
DOSTOYEVSKY.>>I MUST BE HONEST, IT HAS BEEN
A FEW YEARS SINCE I READ IT.>>OKAY, ROB, WHAT IS THE NAME
OF RASKOLNIKOV’S NEWSPAPE ARTICLE.>>OH, WELL, IT IS CALLED ON
CRIME, OF COURSE. BUT WHAT IT ACTUALLY ADDRESSES
IS THE FACT THAT CERTAIN SPECIAL INDIVIDUALS HAVE THE RIGHT TO
STEP ACROSS MORAL BOUNDARIES IF THEY ARE AN OBSTRUCTION TO THE
SUCCESS OF THEIR IDEA.>>DEPENDS WHAT THEIR IDEA IS.>>YOU’RE BAD.>>STOP IT.>>LAKE, LET’S REVEAL YOUR BOOK.>>OH, THE GREAT GATSBY.>>YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT ME. YES. GUILTY.>>OKAY, LAKE, THE GREEN LIGHT
PLAYS A CRITICAL ROLE IN JAY GATSBY’S LIFE. WHERE IS THE GREEN LIGHT
LOCATED.>>THANK YOU. WELL, PHYSICALLY IT’S LOCATED ON
THE END OF DAISY’S DOCK, WE ALL KNOW THAT BUT
MET– METAPHORICALLY IT IS LOCATED JUST BEYOND THE GRASP OF
EACH ANDEV REE ONE OF US AS IT REPRESENTS THE EVER ELUSIVE
FUTURE.>>CORRECT, CORRECT.>>SO BEAUTIFUL.>>OKAY, JAMES.>>OKAY.>>TIME TO REVEAL YOUR FAVORITE
BOOK. (LAUGHTER)
THE VERY HUNGARY CATERPILLAR.>>James: WHY HAVE I GOT– WHY
HAVE I GOT THAT BOOK, I HAVE READ LOTS OF BOOKS LOOK THEIRS. WHY HAVE I GOT.>>HAVE YOU READ CRIME & PUN
SHALLMENT.>>James: NO, I SAID LIKE,
THAT I HAVE READ BOOKS LIKE THAT, WHY HAVE I GOT.>>WELL, LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN
ANSWER THE IME.>>James: WHAT DOES THE VERY
HUNGARY CATERPILLAR EAT ON WEDNESDAY.>>James: THIS IS INSULTING. THIS IS INSULTING. IT IS AN INSULTING.>>I WILL HAVE TO PRESS YOU FOR
AN ANSWER, JAMES.>>James: THREE PLUMS.>>SORRY, I DIDN’T QUITE HEAR
THAT.>>James: THREE PLUMS.>>IS THE CORRECT ANSWER. WELL DONE MES.>>James: THANK YOU. RIGHT TU T IS NOW TIESM FOR THE
QUICK FIRE ROUND, I WILL ASK EACH OF YOU A QUESTION ABOUT A
CLASSIC PIECE OF LITERATURE, IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET A
POINT. IF NOT, I WILL OFFER IT UP FOR
THE STEAL. ROB. NAME TWO OF THE EPISODES FROM
JAMES JOYCE’S EPIC NOVEL ULYSSES.>>OH, OKAY, TELEMACUS AND KAL I
SO.>>IS CORRECT. LAKE WHAT IS THE NAME OF CAPTAIN
AHAB’S WHALING SHIP AM MOABEE DICK.>>THAT WILL BE THE PEQUOD.>>CORRECT. JAMES. WHAT DID THE VERY HUNGARY
CATERPILLAR EAT ON THURSDAY.>>James: WHY ARE YOU
ASKING– WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT THAT AGAIN.>>I NEED AN ANSWER JAMES, LAKE,
ROB, GET READY FOR THE STEAL.>>James: DON’T, YOU KNOW,
FOUR STRAWBERRIES.>>IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.>>James: UNBELIEVABLE.>>A CORRECT ANSWER. (APPLAUSE)
>>ROB, LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING LINE AND TELL ME WHAT BOOK IT’S
FROM. DO YOU SEE OVER WONDER SANCHO,
PO OR HO HULKING GIANTS. I INTEND TO DO BATTLE WITH THEM
AND SLAY THEM.>>WELL, YEAH, I MEAN THAT IS
UNMISTAKABLE DO QUIXOTE.>>James: I COULD HAVE GOT
THAT, I KNEW THAT. I COULD HAVE GOT THAT EASY.>>LAKE, COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING
PHRASE IN LATIN FROM HOMER’S ILIAD. EST ENIM DIEBUS MUMENTIS
SERMONIBUS.>>ET COQUOW TEMPUS FUGIT.>>IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.>>JAMES WHAT DID THE VERY
HUNGRY CATERPILLAR EAT ON SUNDAY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, FOR AN
EXTRA FIVE POINTS, HOW DID YOU FEEL AFTERWARDS.>>James: THIS IS THIS A JOKE
THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT, I HAVE READ OVER BOOKS. I READ ALL THE TIME. I READ A BOOK A WEEK.>>I NEED AN ANSWER, JAMES. OR GIVE IT TO THE OTHERS FOR A
STEAL, JAMES.>>HE ATE ONE NICE GREEN LEAF.>>YES, HE DID AND HOW DID HE
FEEL AFTERWARDS.>>James: HE FELT MUCH BETTER.>>IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.>>WELL DONE, JAMES, ARE YOU NOW
IN THE LEAD.>>James: THRILLING, GREAT.>>ROB, IN CHARLOTTE BRONTE’S
“JANE EYRE” WHAT IS THE NAME OF “JANE EYRE’S” LOVE INTEREST.>>WHY CAN’T I GET A QUESTION
LIKE THAT, WHY.>>ROB?>>OH, GOSH, LORD ROTHERHIDE.>>ITS T IS CLOSS BT NOT QUITE
RIGHTMENT I WILL OFFER THIS FOR UP FOR THE STEAL.>>LAKE STH.>>I DON’T KNOW, I DON’T HAVE
THAT ONE.>>JAMES? (LAUGHTER)
>>YOU SEEMED VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS.>>CAN I GET THE QUESTION AGAIN
PLEASE.>>SURE. IN CHARLOTTE BRONTE’S “JANE
EYRE,” WHAT IS THE NAME OF “JANE EYRE’S” LOVE INTEREST. (LAUGHTER)
>>IN “JANE EYRE.” (LAUGHTER)
>>IN “JANE EYRE.”>>IN “JANE EYRE”.>>I DON’T KNOW.>>BAD LUCK. THE ANSWER IS LORD ROCHESTER,F
COURSE. LAKE, NAME THE RUSSIAN AUTHOR OF
THE CONTROVERSIAL AUTHOR LO LITA.>>James: I KNOW, THIS I KNOW
>>IT’S IN THE YOUR TURN.>>VLADIMIR NABO KOF.>>
>>James: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT.>>JAIMSZ, LISTEN THE FOLLOWING
LINE AND TELL ME WHAT BOOK ST FROM.>>YUM YUM YUM.>>I’M NOT ANSWERING ITMENT I’M
NOT, I’M NOT ANSWERING IT. I’M NOT ANSWERING THAT, OKAY,
THAT’S FINAL.>>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN.>>James: NO.>>YOU KNOW, IF YOU GET THIS
RIGHT YOU WIN THE GAME, JAMES.>>James: IT JUST FEELS WANTS
COME ON, JAMES.>>James: IS IT THE VERY
HUNGRY CATERPILLAR? OH WHAT A SURPRISE.>>IT IS THE VERY HUNGARY
CATERPILLAR.>>James: JAMES IS THE WINNER
OF TONIGHT’S BOOK WORM!>>James: WHAT A WASTE OF
TIME. [BLEEP] ABSOLUTELY [BLEEP] NO,
I’M NOT INTERESTED. TAKE THAT.>>OH, OKAY. (APPLAUSE)
♪BOOK WORM BOOK WORM BOOK WORM♪

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