Kai Sings ‘Roar’

Kai Sings ‘Roar’


– OUR FIRST GUEST IS BEYOND
ADORABLE EVERY TIME HE’S HERE. PLEASE WELCOME
FIVE-YEAR-OLD KAI LANGER. [cheers and applause] HI, KAI.
– HI. – I’VE MISSED YOU. I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU
IN A LONG TIME. – THANK YOU. – WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN– WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE OUTFIT? – I’VE BEEN WELL,
AND I MISSED YOU, AND I MISSED YOUR FACE. all: AWW. [laughter] – SO I HEAR YOU HAVE BIG NEWS. YOU’RE GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER. YOU’RE GONNA HAVE
A LITTLE SISTER. – YEAH.
– THAT’S EXCITING. – YEAH, I CAN’T WAIT.
[cheers and applause] – I BET. WHAT DO YOU THINK
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS ON WHAT YOU WOULD NAME HER
IF YOU COULD? – UH, YEAH. I–I WOULD NAME HER DAD. – DAD? I THINK THAT’S A FANTASTIC NAME. I ACTUALLY THINK I SHOULD
GET ANOTHER DOG TO NAME IT DAD. SO THAT’S WHAT YOU’D NAME HER
IS DAD. DO YOU THINK
THEY’LL GO ALONG WITH THAT, YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY? – YEAH, THEY SAID OKAY. – THEY SAID OKAY. SO THEY’LL HAVE A LITTLE GIRL
NAMED DAD. AND WHAT IF IT WAS A BOY? DO YOU HAVE A GOOD NAME
FOR A BOY? – ZOO. – ZOO. THESE ARE ALL REALLY GOOD NAMES. WHY ZOO? – BECAUSE I KNOW
HOW IT’S SPELLED: Z-O-O. – OH.
audience: AWW. [cheers and applause] – AND SO YOU’VE TURNED FIVE,
AND IT SEEMS TO ME– I DON’T KNOW
IF I’M MAKING THIS UP, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE TALLER THAN THE LAST
TIME YOU WERE HERE. – UH-HUH. AND MY HEAD’S 21 INCHES,
AND DADDY’S 22. HIS IS ONLY 2 INCHES BIGGER. – YOU–Y’ALL JUST SIT AROUND
MEASURING YOUR HEADS AT NIGHT? – YEAH. – SO YOUR HEAD
IS 21 INCHES AROUND? – UH-HUH.
– AND YOUR DAD IS 23 INCHES? – YEAH. – THAT MEANS YOU’RE PRETTY–
AS SMART AS YOUR DAD ALMOST. – YEAH.
– RIGHT? ‘CAUSE YOUR HEADS ARE THE–
– I’M SUPER SMART. – YOU’RE SUPER SMART? WELL, I ACTUALLY THINK
YOU ARE SUPER SMART, AND THEY THINK
YOU’RE SUPER SMART TOO. [cheers and applause] NOW, THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE HERE, YOU–YOU’D BEEN SINGING
BRUNO MARS SONGS ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A BIG
BRUNO MARS FAN. – UH-HUH. – BUT TODAY YOU’RE NOT GONNA
SING BRUNO MARS? – NO.
– WHAT ARE YOU SINGING? – KATY PERRY.
– WHICH SONG BY KATY PERRY? – “ROAR.”
– “ROAR”? OH, I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR IT. OKAY, YOU WANT TO
SING FOR US NOW? – YEAH.
– OKAY, GREAT. [pop music] – [humming] [singing] I USED TO BITE
MY TONGUE AND HOLD MY BREATH SCARED TO ROCK THE BOAT
AND MAKE A MESS SO I SAT QUIETLY,
AGREED POLITELY I GUESS THAT I FORGOT
I HAD A CHOICE I LET YOU PUSH ME
PAST THE BREAKING POINT I STOOD FOR NOTHING,
SO I FELL FOR EVERYTHING YOU HELD ME DOWN,
BUT I GOT UP ALREADY BRUSHING OFF THE DUST YOU HEAR MY VOICE,
YOU HEAR THAT SOUND LIKE THUNDER,
GONNA SHAKE THE GROUND YOU HELD ME DOWN,
BUT I GOT UP GET READY ‘CAUSE I’VE HAD ENOUGH I SEE IT ALL, I SEE IT NOW I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER A FIGHTER DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE ‘CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR LOUDER, LOUDER THAN A LION ‘CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR OH-OH-OH-OH-OH WHOA, OH-OH-OH-OH-OH WHOA, OH-OH-OH-OH-OH YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR NOW I’M FLOATING
LIKE A BUTTERFLY – OH, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE SONG! [cheers and applause] YOU’RE SO GOOD. AND I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS,
IS THAT RIGHT? – UH-HUH. – ‘CAUSE YOU–
YOU LIKE THE DRUMS? – YEAH.
– AND DO YOU HAVE A DRUM SET? – NOT YET. – OKAY, WELL, YOU DO NOW, BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS
AT GUITAR CENTER WANT TO GIVE YOU
A DRUM SET. LOOK AT YOUR BRAND-NEW DRUM SET. [cheers and applause] – THANK YOU. – YOU’RE WELCOME. – I LOVE YOU. [cheers and applause] [hesitant drumbeats] HOW ABOUT THAT? YOU’RE GONNA PLAY THE DRUMS. SORRY, FOLKS–
YOUR PARENTS, YOUR PARENTS– YOUR PARENTS ARE BACKSTAGE
GOING, “OH, NO.” YOU’RE GONNA BE SO GOOD AT THIS,
AREN’T YOU? LOOK HOW FUN THAT’LL BE. AND THEN PLAY A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR US. [drumbeat]
YEP. YEP. YEP.
YEP. EXCELLENT. [cheers and applause]

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