♪ ♪ What up, suckers?
It’s your girl Liza. And you guys know
I am down for anything, and today I’m about
to get down and dirty ’cause today I’m taking
a pole dancing class. Baby, I’m about to try this.
Let’s go.. ♪ ♪ Hi, ladies. My name is Wendy, and I’m gonna be
your pole instructor today. So let’s go ahead and start
with just a few stretches. Let that right arm
get nice and long. Trying to open up
the shoulders here and lunging into that right leg,
getting some length. And then you’re gonna
start twerking. -Just a little bit.
-(rhythmic grunting) Oh, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy,
we just met, girl. I’m ready! I’m ready! -All right, let’s do this.
Let’s do this. -Let’s go. ♪ ♪ Girl! Perfect. About to climb this pole
like it’s your man. Oh, sorry. I think I’m stuck
in one place, Wendy. -I got this, I got this,
I got this. -Money shot. -I have a boyfriend, Wendy.
-Fall. And you’re gonna fall. And you’re gonna
pick up your leg. (distorted,
slow-motion screaming) Did I do it? I’m about to have some bruises
in some weird places after this. -Point your toes.
-Pointing my toes. I’m pointing my toes. Not pointing your toes,
not sexy, no. -Point your toes.
-Yeah! So sexy! -(yelling)
-This one was really good. Girl. Go ahead, Wendy. What’s at the top, girl? (screams) Hold on. (grunts) -Yes.
-Wendy, what the…? -Drop split!
-Ah! -No, girl! I’m scared!
-Drop split! Drop! It’s stuck on my thigh fat.
It’s stuck on my thigh… -Yes!
-(cheering) All right, y’all. I’ve had a lot
of pole exercising, and I didn’t even hurt myself. It’s pretty impressive. Well, damn! Oh. Okay, yep. That’s-that’s when we got to go.