The Doki Doki Literature Club Rap pt 1

The Doki Doki Literature Club Rap pt 1


“I wrote you a song, and I was kinda hoping that I could show it to you.” “Cause, I worked really, really hard on it.” Yo. I wrote this poem for the Literature Club. I’ve should’ve know with those hoes. I’d be killin’ ’em with love. Because, I sold my only soul. Then, fillin’ it with lust. Now- I’ve- Got- Op- -tions! Well, Sayori paves the story. Wait, I’m worried. ‘Cause, she’s late like, every morning. Made me join in this, by cornering me. And then, there’s Yuri. Alluring her with my wording. She nervously reassuring me. I’m flirting away her insecurity. Then, Natsuki has got to speak. Obnoxiously, with honesty. Kawaii thoughts, I read. So, I forgot she’s mean. And Monika, bringing the least amount of drama. But, she’s- Out- Of- My- League! Which one do I make my waifu? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? And which girl am I friendly with? And which lady here is just a crazy bitch? Uh-! Which one do I make my waifu? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? And which girl do I save within? ‘Cause, we all know, it’s a Dating Sim! Uh-! “So, you know how I’ve been like, practicing piano, and stuff?” “And-” “I’m not really any good at it, yet. Like, at all.” Yo. Try to be polite to women. But they’ll be fightin’ for my attention. How to decide who I can help with. With the festival. When time is of the essence. And terrified that I’ll regret this. Go- To- Load- Game! Should I make a move? Who has got the greatest boobs? No, this ain’t a game for you! If you’re still in grade school. Reload, and break the rules. Is it a dream? Fate is cruel. Yes, or no? Save, or lose? I’m just tryin’ say “You’re cute.” ‘Cause, I can hear Sayori needs me. Feelin’ all of Yuri’s breathing. Natsuki, I’m surely reading. Monika be gossipin’. Cock blockin’. Droppin’ hints at arguments. And talking shit! She starts to sip tea. ‘Cause, she’s thirsty. Which one do I make my waifu? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? And which girl am I friendly with? And which lady here is just a crazy bitch? Uh-! Which one do I make my waifu? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? And which girl do I save within? ‘Cause, we all know it’s a Dating Sim! Uh-! ‘Cause things are intense. I’m placing my fingers like, we are not friends. Who’s playing pretend? I’m sending a text. To chill for the fest. They filled with secrets. But who is obsessed? Surrounded by girls, but they feeding me stress. Just get in my bed. Am I in her head? I should’ve joined the Anime Club, instead. Can you hear the sound of my heart? ‘Cause, I can bring you out of the dark. Tell me what you feel. And how did it start? ‘Bout- To. Get. Laid! You stand in the friendzone. I don’t give a damn if you depressed, though! ‘Cause I’m one man, tryin’ to settle. And this ain’t a Nintendo! Do you bear an agenda? Are you aware of getting meta? I don’t know where I’ll end up. When she shares a confession. Ⓔⓡⓡⓞⓡ, ⓔⓡⓡⓞⓡ. Must’ve been too sentimental with her. Ⓔⓡⓡⓞⓡ, ⓔⓡⓡⓞⓡ. Must’ve let it get the best of her. Ⓔⓡⓡⓞⓡ, ⓔⓡⓡⓞⓡ. Can I make the one exception with her? ‘Cause the sweetest end tastes bitter. Uh-! Which one do I make my waifu? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? And which girl am I friendly with? And which lady here is just a crazy bitch? Uh-! Which one do I make my waifu? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? And which girl do I save within? ‘Cause, we all know it’s a Dating Sim! Uh-! Which one do I make my waifu? And which one’s gonna break the script? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? Which lady here is just a crazy bitch? Uh-! Which one do I make my waifu? Which girl to erase within? Which one’s gonna like my haiku? ‘Cause, we all know it’s a Dating Sim! Uh-! “C-Can-” ‘Can you hear me?” “Uh-” “Can you hear me?” “Uh, can you hear me?”

100 thoughts on “The Doki Doki Literature Club Rap pt 1”

  • This is Catchy as hell
    PAIRED WITH YURI IN THE GAME BUT THEN …

    ALL OF US KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT

  • I wrote this poem for the literature club
    I should’ve known with these hoes, I’d be killin em with love
    because I sold my only soul, then fillin it with lust
    now
    I’ve – got – op – tions
    Well Sayori paves the story, wait I’m worried
    cause she’s late like every morning
    made me join in this by cornering me
    And then there’s Yuri, alluring her with my wording
    She nervously reassuring me I’m flirting away her insecurity,
    Then Natsuki has got to speak obnoxiously
    with honesty. Kawaii thoughts I read, so I forgot she’s mean
    And Monika, bringing the least amount of drama
    but she’s
    out of my league
    Which one do I make my waifu?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    and which girl am I friendly with?
    and which lady here is just a crazy bitch?
    Which one do I make my waifu?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    And which girl do I save within?
    cause we all know it’s a dating sim
    Try to be polite to women
    but they’ll be fightin for my attention
    how to decide who I can help with
    With the festival, when time is of the essence
    and terrified that I’ll regret this
    Go to load game
    Should I make a move?
    Who has got the greatest boobs?
    No this aint a game for you
    if you’re still in grade school
    Reload and break the rules
    Is it a dream? Fate is cruel
    Yes or no? Save or lose?
    I’m just tryin say you’re cute
    Cause I can hear Sayori needs me
    Feelin all of Yuri’s breathing
    Natsuki, I’m surely reading
    Monika be gossipin cock blockin
    Droppin hints in arguments
    and talking shit
    she starts to sip tea, cause she’s thirsty
    Chorus
    Chorus
    Cause Things are intense
    I’m placing my fingers like we are not friends
    who’s playing pretend?
    I’m sending a text
    to chill for the fest
    they filled with secrets
    but who is obsessed?
    surrounded by girls but they feeding me stress
    just get in my bed
    Am I in her head?
    I should’ve joined the anime club instead
    can you hear the sound of my heart?
    cause I can bring you out of the dark
    tell me what you feel and how did it start?
    Bout to get laid
    You stand in the friendzone
    I don’t give a damn if you depressed though
    cause I’m one man, tryin to settle
    and this ain’t a Nintendo
    Do you bear an agenda?
    Are you aware of getting meta?
    I don’t know where I’ll end up
    when she shares a confession
    Error Error
    Must’ve been too sentimental with her
    Error Error
    Must’ve let it get the best of her
    Error Error
    Can I make the one exception with her?
    Cause the sweetest end tastes bitter
    Chorus
    Chorus
    Which one do I make my waifu?
    And Which one’s gonna break the script?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    Which lady here is just a crazy bitch?
    Which one do I make my waifu?
    Which girl to erase within?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    Cause we all know it’s a dating sim

  • Hey Joshua I met you at anime expo finally and I want to say I have been a fan so long that I still catch my self singing the lost wood when I play oot

  • Natsuki is the only sane one in the game and the only one who doesn't go all yandere on the protagonist

  • Monika be gossipin cock blockin dropin hints in arguments and talking shit she starts to sip tea cause shes thirsty. OMG its my favorite part and i feel bad for you josh to write that kinda hurt😥

  • which one do i make my waifu
    which ones gonna like my haiku
    which ones gonna grab a knifu
    which ones gonna end a mother fucking lifu

  • I also just wanted to point out; none of the girls were actually crazy. Monika just took the negative parts of each girls personality in their script and cranked it up to max level.

  • legit i remember jamming to this a year ago and i would not stop listening to it and i still know the lyrics

  • Lyrics:

    I wrote this poem for the literature club

    I should’ve known with these hoes, I’d be killin em with love

    because I sold my only soul, then fillin it with lust

    now

    I’ve – got – op – tions

    Well Sayori paves the story, wait I’m worried

    cause she’s late like every morning

    made me join in this by cornering me

    And then there’s Yuri, alluring her with my wording

    She nervously reassuring me I’m flirting away her insecurity,

    Then Natsuki has got to speak obnoxiously

    with honesty. Kawaii thoughts I read, so I forgot she’s mean

    And Monika, bringing the least amount of drama

    but she’s

    out of my league

    Which one do I make my waifu?

    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?

    and which girl am I friendly with?

    and which lady here is just a crazy bitch?

    Which one do I make my waifu?

    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?

    And which girl do I save within?

    cause we all know it’s a dating sim

    Try to be polite to women

    but they’ll be fightin for my attention

    how to decide who I can help with

    With the festival, when time is of the essence

    and terrified that I’ll regret this

    Go to load game

    Should I make a move?

    Who has got the greatest boobs?

    No this aint a game for you

    if you’re still in grade school

    Reload and break the rules

    Is it a dream? Fate is cruel

    Yes or no? Save or lose?

    I’m just tryin say you’re cute

    Cause I can hear Sayori needs me

    Feelin all of Yuri’s breathing

    Natsuki, I’m surely reading

    Monika be gossipin cock blockin

    Droppin hints in arguments

    and talking shit

    she starts to sip tea, cause she’s thirsty

    Chorus

    Chorus

    Cause Things are intense

    I’m placing my fingers like we are not friends

    who’s playing pretend?

    I’m sending a text

    to chill for the fest

    they filled with secrets

    but who is obsessed?

    surrounded by girls but they feeding me stress

    just get in my bed

    Am I in her head?

    I should’ve joined the anime club instead

    can you hear the sound of my heart?

    cause I can bring you out of the dark

    tell me what you feel and how did it start?

    Bout to get laid

    You stand in the friendzone

    I don’t give a damn if you depressed though

    cause I’m one man, tryin to settle

    and this ain’t a Nintendo

    Do you bear an agenda?

    Are you aware of getting meta?

    I don’t know where I’ll end up

    when she shares a confession

    Error Error

    Must’ve been too sentimental with her

    Error Error

    Must’ve let it get the best of her

    Error Error

    Can I make the one exception with her?

    Cause the sweetest end tastes bitter

    Chorus

    Chorus

    Which one do I make my waifu?

    And Which one’s gonna break the script?

    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?

    Which lady here is just a crazy bitch?

    Which one do I make my waifu?

    Which girl to erase within?

    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?

    Cause we all know it’s a dating sim

  • I was singing this and a girl who goes to my school went past on her bike and said no one is going to be your Wifua cause your gay

  • "Which one is a crazy b"

    That's either Yuri or DELETING GURL

    YURI GOT THAT KNIFU

    NOW SHES ENDING YO LIFU

  • Lyrics:

    I wrote this poem for the literature club
    I should’ve known with these hoes, I’d be killin em with love
    because I sold my only soul, then fillin it with lust
    now
    I’ve – got – op – tions

    Well Sayori paves the story, wait I’m worried
    cause she’s late like every morning
    made me join in this by cornering me

    And then there’s Yuri, alluring her with my wording
    She nervously reassuring me I’m flirting away her insecurity,

    Then Natsuki has got to speak obnoxiously
    with honesty. Kawaii thoughts I read, so I forgot she’s mean

    And Monika, bringing the least amount of drama
    but she’s
    out of my league

    Which one do I make my waifu?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    and which girl am I friendly with?
    and which lady here is just a crazy bitch?

    Which one do I make my waifu?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    And which girl do I save within?
    cause we all know it’s a dating sim

    Try to be polite to women
    but they’ll be fightin for my attention
    how to decide who I can help with
    With the festival, when time is of the essence
    and terrified that I’ll regret this
    Go to load game

    Should I make a move?
    Who has got the greatest boobs?
    No this aint a game for you
    if you’re still in grade school

    Reload and break the rules
    Is it a dream? Fate is cruel
    Yes or no? Save or lose?
    I’m just tryin say you’re cute

    Cause I can hear Sayori needs me
    Feelin all of Yuri’s breathing
    Natsuki, I’m surely reading
    Monika be gossipin cock blockin
    Droppin hints in arguments
    and talking shit
    she starts to sip tea, cause she’s thirsty

    Chorus

    Chorus

    Cause Things are intense
    I’m placing my fingers like we are not friends
    who’s playing pretend?
    I’m sending a text
    to chill for the fest
    they filled with secrets

    but who is obsessed?
    surrounded by girls but they feeding me stress
    just get in my bed
    Am I in her head?
    I should’ve joined the anime club instead

    can you hear the sound of my heart?
    cause I can bring you out of the dark
    tell me what you feel and how did it start?
    Bout to get laid

    You stand in the friendzone
    I don’t give a damn if you depressed though
    cause I’m one man, tryin to settle
    and this ain’t a Nintendo

    Do you bear an agenda?
    Are you aware of getting meta?
    I don’t know where I’ll end up
    when she shares a confession

    Error Error
    Must’ve been too sentimental with her
    Error Error
    Must’ve let it get the best of her
    Error Error
    Can I make the one exception with her?

    Cause the sweetest end tastes bitter

    Chorus

    Chorus

    Which one do I make my waifu?
    And Which one’s gonna break the script?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    Which lady here is just a crazy bitch?

    Which one do I make my waifu?
    Which girl to erase within?
    Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
    Cause we all know it’s a dating sim

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